KiraBlue: You should watch horror movies with me instead.
Cute family. I love them. Too bad horror movie.
Kei: you mean..... overly dramatic 2 hour my little pony specials? XD
KiraBlue: Sounds good to me. XD
Okay there's a man, and his divorced wife, her boyfriend, and the two daughters from the marriage. WHO ARE THEY.
Kei: daughts are fluttershy and rainbow dash
wife is twilight
BF is big mac and man is... discord
How did Twilight marry Discord. XD
...or Big Mac
Kei: YOU ASKED ME I DECIDED
KiraBlue: Okay the little one is Fluttershy. She's a vegetarian. Rainbow Dash is the older bratty one.
Kei: wow that actually worked out ok
KiraBlue: Yes it did. XD
Not sure about Discord 'cause he's a nice dad, but maybe Discord can be nice.
Kei: oh well ... maybe he's the killer in disguise
KiraBlue: Wrong kind of horror movie. XD This one's about a Pandora's Box kind of thing.
But hopefully Rainbow Dash won't break her leg again.
Kei: see... discord is causing all sorts of magic shenanigans
Rainbow Dash had a moth in her room, she screamed and Discord killed it and RD is mad 'cause he smooshed it on her bed, and Fluttershy is upset 'cause dead buggy.
This sounds remarkably like the characters.
Oh god Fluttershy is losing it
Kei: seems legit
KiraBlue: She was eating pancakes SO fast and when her dad tried to stop her she stabbed him with a fork. XD
Kei: fluttershy WAT
KiraBlue: Horror movies are much more fun with ponies. XD
Kei: poor discord... maybe this will explain why/how he became lord of chaos XD
KiraBlue: Oh god, some bratty kid in school took Fluttershy's Discord Box and she lost her mind.
Kei: wait.... i think i know what movie this is
KiraBlue: OH NO
APPLEJACK IS TOUCHING THE DISCORD BOX
That is what I have named this social worker person
..oh. Sorry AJ.
Kei: well she's... trying to... help?
KiraBlue: She's dead now. XD
There's a 'she' inside the box. We shall call her.. um..
Kei: i think we may have mislabeled some characters here... XD
KiraBlue: Fluttershy found the Discord Box.
Celestia is being mean!
Kei: wait are you leaving discord as dad... i'm confused? XD
KiraBlue: Yeah dad's still Discord, I was kidding. XD
TWILIGHT IS BEING MEAN
Kei: this in accordance with her personality though
KiraBlue: Bad mean XD
I think Fluttershy is gonna kill Big Mac
Kei: it happens... T___T
KiraBlue: Oh it's okay, he survived for now. She gave him a tooth.
Oh it's a Dybbuk box
Yay Jewish horror movies. XD
Kei: *tries to think of jewish pony*
KiraBlue: We shall name him Oy Vey
Kei: XD that SOUNDS like a pony name too
KiraBlue: Yes it does. XD
And his brother L'chaim.
Discord went to visit the land of the Crystal Ponies [Jewish temple] XD
Kei: *head in hands*
KiraBlue: Oh that's FUNNY
They made a point of repeatedly pointing out no shoes in the house. And now Celestia!Fluttershy is knocking glasses over and everyone's barefoot so no one can get to her XD
NOOO TWILIGHT TURN AROUND
Kei: they can't be messing up their hooficures, yo
KiraBlue: WHAT IF SHE GOT GLASS IN HER FROG
WTF this is a child, I know it's a movie but you need to tell her that MRI machines are loud as hell. XD
If someone put you in a machine and then suddenly djfldsjfklsajglsgjsfkjglfdjs!!!! you'd freak out even if you weren't possessed by a Jewish monster.
Well no one died except Applejack so that's nice
..oh. And the Crystal pony. And Big Mac lost all his teeth.
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